Things I think I need.. (part 2)

Since when do we like vampires? And in what universe do these guys and gals sparkle in the sun???
When I was young, vampires were scary. My dad had to check under my bed at least 3 times before I would even think about going to sleep. Because when I was young, bloodsuckers didn't sparkle. Oh no. These fuckheads wanted to, well.. SUCK YOUR BLOOD..

If you have a close encounter with a vampire, don't let his pretty sparkles fool you. Kill the bastard using this awesome kit!

An 18th century vampire-killing-kit is all you need for those dark nights alone. The previous owner of this kit really liked Jezus and guns. It would definitely kill some suckers, but loading a gun those days took loads of time and I just don't trust Jezus. I mean the man died and stood up again.. Sounds like a vampire to me.. No, my choice of weapon would be wooden stakes.

No reloading necessary, and you can use the stakes more than once. Very environmentally friendly as well. Now sparkle, I dare you...